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Phat Loot Phriday: Sap-Encrusted Legplates
Filed under: Phat Loot Phriday, Mists of Pandaria "Dear Throgg... dear lord this looks like it was written by a goblin with a broken hand being used as a pen by a drunken ogre." "Uncle Grumpy wrote...
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Phat Loot Phriday: Pandaren Brewpack
Filed under: Phat Loot Phriday "Call me Spot," the drunk Gilnean said. "Just call me Spot." The dwarf barkeep started to slide another pint toward the druid but the burly man just waved it off. "No,...
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Phat Loot Phriday: Turkey Cage
Filed under: Phat Loot Phriday From the journal of Lolegolas: It's day 109. I feel the hours creeping longer as the rumbling pit in my stomach grows. We haven't eaten since we left Pandaria and even...
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Phat Loot Phriday: Deep Thunder, Reborn
Filed under: Phat Loot Phriday "Throgg, we're supposed to be finding your dog." "Our dog." "Your dog," Lolegolas countered. "What are you doing in there? We're in a hurry." "It's an outhouse," Throgg...
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Phat Loot Phriday: Beauty's Favorite Bone
Filed under: Phat Loot Phriday The man not named Spot stared at his bone. It was a good bone, from days gone by. He held it in his hands and heaved a huge sigh. Except for the thick glass of stout by...
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Phat Loot Phriday: Swift Lovebird
Filed under: Phat Loot Phriday Think of this Phat Loot Phriday as a love note. It's a love note to you, our readers. It's a love note about a lovebird. Don't you see this lovebird? Isn't it a thing of...
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Phat Loot Phriday: Staff of the Hidden Master
Filed under: Phat Loot Phriday The druid made his way down the long, dusty road. Clothed in his human form, he nonetheless sniffed the air as he plucked his way along, leaning occasionally on his Staff...
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Phat Loot Phriday: Origami Rock
Filed under: Phat Loot Phriday Lolegolas couldn't tell if his orc friend was dancing... or being electrocuted. Whichever activity it was, Throgg was waving a huge, gray stone around in the air. "What...
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Phat Loot Phriday: Helpful Wikky's Whistle
Filed under: Phat Loot Phriday Throgg sat on the ground, waiting patiently. A whistle dangled loosely from his fingers while the orc looked around the clearing. He sighed. "What are you doing?"...
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Phat Loot Phriday: Band of Finding
Filed under: Phat Loot Phriday, Mists of Pandaria The worgen ran on all fours. Thick padded feet pounded earth and stone and grass. He occasionally swapped out the canine gift of his nation for the...
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Phat Loot Phriday: Lil' Bad Wolf
Filed under: Phat Loot Phriday Lolegolas slapped a hand over his mouth to keep from laughing. Throgg failed to restrain the same urge but his mirth emerged as uncontrollable giggles. "What?" roared the...
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Phat Loot Phriday: Invocation of the Dawn
Filed under: Phat Loot Phriday The druid known as Not Spot muttered to himself while scrawling a sigil on the ground. The artwork took longer than usual since he was using the handle of an immense...
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Phat Loot Phriday: Gazh'rooki's Summoning Stone
Filed under: Phat Loot Phriday "Throgg. Throgg!" the blood elf yelled. "There's a miniature kaiju eating my shoe." Lolegolas watched the little monster gnaw on his boots. "Why is there a miniature...
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Phat Loot Phriday: Xan'tish's Flute
Filed under: Phat Loot Phriday Throgg danced a merry jig, playing his flute, with a line of snakes following along behind him. Lolegolas leaned against a tree, watching the orc rock out with his flute...
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Phat Loot Phriday: Curious Wolvar Pup
Filed under: Phat Loot Phriday "I have a plan," the druid told the curious wolvar pup. "I know how I'm going to get you adopted." The pup looked up at the Gilnean and growled curiously. "Skrrrrrrr."...
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Phat Loot Phriday: Unborn Val'kyr
Filed under: Phat Loot Phriday The ghostly creature hovered in the air, quietly chewing on a chocolate chip cookie. Her iridescent wings flapped in slow, lazy arcs. "And you don't know where you got...
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Phat Loot Phriday: Girdle of Eternal Memory
Filed under: Phat Loot Phriday It's Memorial Day weekend in the United States. And so we feature the Girdle of Eternal Memory. It's a silly, meaningless gesture in the face of the overwhelming...
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Phat Loot Phriday: Armored Bloodwing
Filed under: Phat Loot Phriday "Na na na na na na na na, batmount!" Throgg cried as he cruised the Armored Bloodwing in for an impressive landing. At least, impressive was probably Throgg's plan. In...
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Phat Loot Phriday: Grievous Gladiator's Dragonhide Helm
Filed under: Phat Loot Phriday "It's not that I'm not happy to see you," Lolegolas carefully said. "But what on Azeroth are you wearing?" "You look like a stag beetle," Throgg said. "Like an angry,...
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Phat Loot Phriday: Burning Blossoms
Filed under: Phat Loot Phriday The druid called Not Spot stood with his jaw ajar while he watched a cackling blood elf run away from the Alliance bonfire. "Did that man just relieve himself on our...
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